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Pokemon & funny stuff

Hi, I'm Ethan. I love pokemon, anime, disney, singing, dancing, and theatre. I post whatever the fuck I feel like (mostly humor). Send me a message if you feel like it. Thanks for checking out my blog! Sorry about the shitty no effort theme.
Jul 29 '14

nemesismess:

ollivander:

if anyone doubts how much Canadians love Tim hortons
they just made a Visa card that doubles as a Tim’s card

and it’s called the “double double” visa card

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any more canadian and it comes with free maple syrup

Jul 29 '14

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks dagmar

(Source: panicrobot)

Jul 29 '14

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell)

Jul 29 '14
emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

(Source: verginiapotts)

Jul 29 '14
uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

Jul 29 '14

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

(Source: kogyaru)

Jul 29 '14
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

gwnsstacys:

Nebula and Gamora

This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

gwnsstacys:

Nebula and Gamora

This looks like they’re launching into a Broadway-style antagonistic musical number a la Wicked.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that

(Source: scareltwitch)

Jul 29 '14

open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

Jul 28 '14
  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
Jul 28 '14

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

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