Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’
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today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
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i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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logged the fuck in
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cool kid problem #38: having to stop in the middle of sex because you remembered a really funny meme and can’t stop laughing
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like this post if you have the same strength and super powers as wolverine but you dont use them because you are not a showoff
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